Everything Is Fucked Bunny Mug
Because starting your day pretending everything’s fine is exhausting.
This unapologetically honest 15 oz ceramic mug shouts truth from both sides—Everything Is Fucked on one face and Everything Is Fine on the other—capturing all the feels before your first sip.
WHY FANS CAN’T GET ENOUGH:
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Double-sided print ensures your vibe is visible no matter how you hold it
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15 oz capacity – for big drinks and bigger emotions
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Premium ceramic with glossy finish – bold design that won’t fade or peel, built for daily use
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Microwave & dishwasher safe – because real life shouldn’t require babying your mug
DESIGN VIBE:
One side keeps it real, the other keeps it together—perfect for the nuanced chaos of adulting. It’s the exhale and the eye-roll, all in one cup.
PERFECT FOR:
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High-need coffee drinkers who appreciate a side of sarcasm
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Gifts that are both functional and brutally honest
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Office desks, kitchen counters, or anywhere big feelings live
WHY YOU SHOULD BUY NOW:
UntamedEgo’s drinkware is built for real life: sass, slams, and zero hand-wash drama .
At The Dapper Squirrel, we want you to feel fabulous and confident in every piece you wear. Whether you're unsure about measurements, fit, or just need a second opinion, we're here to help!
📧 Let's Chat!
Have a question about sizing? Don't hesitate to reach out! Simply click the link below, and we'll get back to you with personalized advice.
Prefer to type it out yourself? Send your questions to: thedappersquirrel.com@gmail.com
ORDERS UNDER $49 CHARGED FLAT $5 RATE
In-stock "Ready to Ship" orders will be shipped via USPS from our supplier within 3-5 business days.
Pre-orders can take up to 6 weeks to arrive! Please pay close attention to the product description for the estimated arrival date. Pre-ordered items will not be refunded due to the wait time!
You will receive a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number once your item has shipped. Please allow up to 24-48 hours for your package to be scanned and for your tracking status to be updated.
The Dapper Squirrel Boutique is not responsible for any lost or stolen packages.
If a package is returned due to an incorrect address, you will be responsible for the shipping cost to get it to you. If you believe you have entered the wrong address, please get in touch with us immediately via email.
Return & Refund Policy
We have a 15-day return policy, which means you have 15 days after receiving your item to request a return or exchange.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition you received it – unworn, unused, with tags, and in the original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
📧 To start a return, email us at thedappersquirrelboutique@gmail.com. Once approved, we’ll send you a return shipping label and instructions. Items sent back without prior approval will not be accepted.
🚨 DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us immediately.
- Defective, damaged, or wrong items will be refunded to your original form of payment (credit card, PayPal, etc.) once we verify the issue.
📏 WRONG SIZE OR DOESN’T FIT?
If you ordered the wrong size or simply need a different fit:
- Your return will be refunded as a store credit (gift card) — NOT to your original payment method.
- Store credits never expire and can be used on any future purchase.
🚫 EXCEPTIONS / NON-RETURNABLE ITEMS
Certain items cannot be returned, including:
- Sale items
- Gift cards
- Custom or personalized products
- Beauty/personal care goods
- Hazardous materials (flammable liquids, gases, etc.)
🔄 EXCHANGES
The fastest way to get the size you need is to return the item for a store credit gift card and place a new order.
✅ REFUNDS
- Defective items = refunded back to the original payment method.
- Wrong-size items = refunded as a gift card only.
This policy keeps things fair and helps us process returns quickly for all our customers.
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