I Need Coffee for My Bunghole Mug
I Need Coffee for My Bunghole Mug: Retro 90s Cartoon Parody Ceramic Mug
Unleash unhinged morning energy with the I Need Coffee for My Bunghole Mug. Inspired by the manic, sugar-fueled alter ego of iconic 90s cartoon counterculture, this hilarious ceramic mug features the frantic Great Cornholio with his shirt pulled overhead, hands raised high, and scratchy distressed typography demanding instant caffeine. Crafted from durable, heavyweight white ceramic with a comfortable ergonomic C-handle, it delivers an instant hit of nostalgic irreverence to your breakfast table or work desk.
Whether you are slogging through a brutal Monday morning meeting, pulling late-night shifts, or shopping for the ultimate retro gag gift, this mug speaks for everyone running dangerously low on sleep. The crisp, scratch-resistant sublimation graphic is fully microwave and dishwasher safe, maintaining rich line detail wash after wash. Fill it up with strong drip coffee, dark espresso, or hot tea, and announce to the entire room that you are operating on pure caffeine chaos.
Beavis Ceramic Mug Specifications:
- Capacity: Standard 11 oz fluid volume
- Material: Heavyweight, high-grade white ceramic
- Finish: Smooth, high-gloss protective glaze
- Handle: Ergonomic C-shaped comfort grip
- Care Instructions: 100% dishwasher and microwave safe
- Print: High-definition, fade-resistant sublimation illustration
- Application: Coffee, tea, desk decor, retro collectibles, and novelty gifting
At The Dapper Squirrel, we want you to feel fabulous and confident in every piece you wear. Whether you're unsure about measurements, fit, or just need a second opinion, we're here to help!
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ORDERS UNDER $49 CHARGED FLAT $5 RATE
In-stock "Ready to Ship" orders will be shipped via USPS from our supplier within 3-5 business days.
Pre-orders can take up to 6 weeks to arrive! Please pay close attention to the product description for the estimated arrival date. Pre-ordered items will not be refunded due to the wait time!
You will receive a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number once your item has shipped. Please allow up to 24-48 hours for your package to be scanned and for your tracking status to be updated.
The Dapper Squirrel Boutique is not responsible for any lost or stolen packages.
If a package is returned due to an incorrect address, you will be responsible for the shipping cost to get it to you. If you believe you have entered the wrong address, please get in touch with us immediately via email.
Return & Refund Policy
We have a 15-day return policy, which means you have 15 days after receiving your item to request a return or exchange.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition you received it – unworn, unused, with tags, and in the original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
📧 To start a return, email us at thedappersquirrelboutique@gmail.com. Once approved, we’ll send you a return shipping label and instructions. Items sent back without prior approval will not be accepted.
🚨 DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us immediately.
- Defective, damaged, or wrong items will be refunded to your original form of payment (credit card, PayPal, etc.) once we verify the issue.
📏 WRONG SIZE OR DOESN’T FIT?
If you ordered the wrong size or simply need a different fit:
- Your return will be refunded as a store credit (gift card) — NOT to your original payment method.
- Store credits never expire and can be used on any future purchase.
🚫 EXCEPTIONS / NON-RETURNABLE ITEMS
Certain items cannot be returned, including:
- Sale items
- Gift cards
- Custom or personalized products
- Beauty/personal care goods
- Hazardous materials (flammable liquids, gases, etc.)
🔄 EXCHANGES
The fastest way to get the size you need is to return the item for a store credit gift card and place a new order.
✅ REFUNDS
- Defective items = refunded back to the original payment method.
- Wrong-size items = refunded as a gift card only.
This policy keeps things fair and helps us process returns quickly for all our customers.
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