I'm Not The Bigger Person I'll Hit You With A Chair Tee
- Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
- Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
- Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
- Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
- Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin
Unleash your feisty side with our "I'm Not The Bigger Person, I'll Hit You With A Chair" t-shirt. This bold and humorous tee is perfect for those days when you're feeling a bit rebellious and want to wear your heart on your sleeve—or your warning. It's ideal for a casual hangout, a light-hearted gym session, or any occasion where a good dose of humor is appreciated.
This t-shirt is crafted from a soft, lightweight fabric that provides ultimate comfort without sacrificing style. The vivid, long-lasting print ensures that your playful threat stays clear and bright, no matter how many times it's washed.
Slip into this shirt as a tongue-in-cheek way to show off your spunky attitude. It’s sure to draw laughs and maybe even a little caution from friends and strangers alike!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
At The Dapper Squirrel, we want you to feel fabulous and confident in every piece you wear. Whether you're unsure about measurements, fit, or just need a second opinion, we're here to help!
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ORDERS UNDER $49 CHARGED FLAT $5 RATE
In-stock "Ready to Ship" orders will be shipped via USPS from our supplier within 3-5 business days.
Pre-orders can take up to 6 weeks to arrive! Please pay close attention to the product description for the estimated arrival date. Pre-ordered items will not be refunded due to the wait time!
You will receive a shipping confirmation email containing a tracking number once your item has shipped. Please allow up to 24-48 hours for your package to be scanned and for your tracking status to be updated.
The Dapper Squirrel Boutique is not responsible for any lost or stolen packages.
If a package is returned due to an incorrect address, you will be responsible for the shipping cost to get it to you. If you believe you have entered the wrong address, please get in touch with us immediately via email.
Return & Refund Policy
We have a 15-day return policy, which means you have 15 days after receiving your item to request a return or exchange.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition you received it – unworn, unused, with tags, and in the original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
📧 To start a return, email us at thedappersquirrelboutique@gmail.com. Once approved, we’ll send you a return shipping label and instructions. Items sent back without prior approval will not be accepted.
🚨 DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us immediately.
- Defective, damaged, or wrong items will be refunded to your original form of payment (credit card, PayPal, etc.) once we verify the issue.
📏 WRONG SIZE OR DOESN’T FIT?
If you ordered the wrong size or simply need a different fit:
- Your return will be refunded as a store credit (gift card) — NOT to your original payment method.
- Store credits never expire and can be used on any future purchase.
🚫 EXCEPTIONS / NON-RETURNABLE ITEMS
Certain items cannot be returned, including:
- Sale items
- Gift cards
- Custom or personalized products
- Beauty/personal care goods
- Hazardous materials (flammable liquids, gases, etc.)
🔄 EXCHANGES
The fastest way to get the size you need is to return the item for a store credit gift card and place a new order.
✅ REFUNDS
- Defective items = refunded back to the original payment method.
- Wrong-size items = refunded as a gift card only.
This policy keeps things fair and helps us process returns quickly for all our customers.
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